I could be a genius,
I could be a cheat.
It's a thin line,
and I'm fuckin' with it.

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“Turning $200 into $2,500”

—   that’s everyday

ifuckingguess:

THIS MAN IS SO IMPORTANT

(Source: matafari, via lifebeingawkward)

(Source: elodee, via weedlebug)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

(via kamikazegarage)

theholykaron:

Whatever you stressin right now won’t even matter a year from now

(via neatocats)

tiddiemeat:

wontonghoul:

* posts amazing selfies on fb to remind my ex dude what he lost *

*should also post intaesdrugs mixtape*

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

(Source: theclearlydope, via weedlebug)

troyesivanismyqueen:

ron-swanson:

this isnt a video

its an experience

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via vajupiter)

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When I'm late:

these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.

When somebody else late:

u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!